have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It was a blind-side dick pic.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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