Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
