Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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