I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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