Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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