I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My life is pants optional.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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