Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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