She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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