I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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