With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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