I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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