Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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