Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Rumble strips road head = magical
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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