you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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