i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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