he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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