capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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