I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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