I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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