im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Also, beer. Big fan.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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