Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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