It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you still have your period?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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