Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she pinky promised me she was 18
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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