Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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