Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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