I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
please come you make the beer taste better
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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