i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think a kid would responsible me up
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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