i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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