But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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