I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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