You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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