i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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