haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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