I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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