Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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