The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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