it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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