Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
