No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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