You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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