Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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