I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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