Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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