Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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