we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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