I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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