He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Farmville is her only friend.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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