well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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