I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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