i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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