I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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