Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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