She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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