we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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